"Where were you last night?"
"Nowhere..."
"Where were you?"
"I was just out getting some drinks with some friends..."
"Which friends?"
"The ones from work..."
"Which ones?"
"Um...Jim...and...Phil..."
"Jim and Phil?"
"Yeah...guys from work..."
"There are no people from your work named Jim and Phil."
"Ok! So i wasn't getting drinks..."
"Ha! Who is she?"
"What?"
"Who is she you cheating jerk?!"
"wow wow wow...slow down there. I wasn't cheating on you."
"What?"
"Look...you jump to conclusions too fast."
"Well...where were you?"
"Well..."
"Wait...your never around when...."
"Look...I'm not saying I'm Batbane...we just haven't been seen in the same room..."
"I knew it!"
"Wait! What?!"
"Mwahahaha!"
"Oh great..."
